Fćrsluflokkur: Matur og drykkur

Ređursteik, typpagúllas og lóksbúđingur...

Allt er nú til. Meira ađ segja veitingastađir sem sérhćfa sig í sérkennilegum sérréttum. Sérréttum sem eingöngu eru matreiddir úr ređrum ađskiljanlegustu dýra. Hvar er nú jafnréttiđ?

Veitingastađur einn í Kínaveldi sérhćfir sig í slíkum ređurréttum og má ţar marga krásina sjá á matseđlinum s.s. sjaldgćfa tígratilla sem kváđu vera sérdeilis stímúlerandi til stórrćđa í bólinu...

The dish in front of me is grey and shiny.

"Russian dog," says my waitress Nancy.

"Big dog," I reply.

"Yes," she says. "Big dog's penis..." hangikjet...

 

Nancy has brought out a whole selection of delicacies.

They are draped awkwardly across a huge platter, with a crocodile carved out of a carrot as the centrepiece.

Nestling beside the dog's penis are its clammy testicles, and beside that a giant salami-shaped object.

"Donkey," says Nancy. "Good for the skin..."

She guides me round the penis platter.

"Snake. Very potent. They have two penises each."

I did not know that.

The restaurant's gristly menu was dreamt up by a man called Mr Guo. He is 81 now and retired.

After fleeing China's civil war back in 1949, he moved to Taiwan, and then to Atlanta, Georgia, where he began to look deeper into traditional Chinese medicine, and experiment on the appendages of man's best friend.

Apparently, they are low in cholesterol and good, not just for boosting the male sex drive, but for treating all sorts of ailments.

Heimild: BBC 

 

Bon appetit!


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